“Bodies are ridiculous”
Best line I’ve heard for quite a while.
I should have flipped a coin. At least then I would only have had a 50% chance of following up on my decision to go out tonight
The crowd in the joint looked like someone spliced together a yuppie with a hipster and then fed that thing through a copier machine after telling all the ladies to leave the room.
Outside it rained heavily, those rolling curtains of water that you see in black and white Hollywood films.
For about a minute before stopping completely
It felt as if the whole thing was a scene from one of those crap local soap operas with me as an extra who wasn’t told I was one.
Everything is a charade