Ok so now the tables have turned.

Against me that is!

Lately every place I go to has one of those ridiculously off-balanced tables where the slightest elbow weight makes it tilt upwards as if to kiss you.

Or smash your face and splatter your clothes with food

Hasn’t happened yet.

But they’re out to get me

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