Fast food joints are the temples of post-modern society
For whenever you are consumed by emptiness and you desire fulfillment they are there to satisfy your hunger, calming your spirit and providing nourishment for the journey towards enlightenment
If I opened a fast food joint I’d put a confession box in it so you could confess your sins while waiting for your order.
Instead of the owner prescribing fasting or hail marys he would tell you to eat five pizza subs and a Fanta.
And all will be forgiven.