Ears

I’ve been staring at my ears a lot today.

Ears are unique in the sense that most of the time you forget you have them.

I haven’t made up my mind on ears.

Sometimes I think that we would be better off if they didn’t exist at all or if they were replaced by something smaller and more elegant.

I can imagine the ads in 2050 flaunting designer ears with features like glowing stripes that change according to the music being played

Btw I claim intellectual property rights on the above statement.

Other times I remember how with the right earring the ear lobe of a woman can transform into a magnet of lust and I banish all thoughts of earadication as extremely sinful

I make no apologies for the word pun above. Moments like this come once in a lifetime

Ponder the matter, then, and have a nice day.

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