The Incredible Passenger

I just realized that whenever I go to a restaurant for lunch or dinner I’m always the only person sitting alone.

Tonight, as I was sitting at a place – terrible service by the way – I suddenly had an image of someone standing outside the entrance holding a loudspeaker shouting “Come! Come Ladies And Gentlemen! Come and see this most rare and fascinating creature of which no other has ever be found in all the fathoms of our fair island! Come inside Ladies And Gentlemen, come and see the amazing Lone Diner!”

The food wasn’t great either

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